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OKAY, I NEED SOMETHING, I NEED IT REALLY QUICKLY. WHOEVER'S THERE OR SEEING THIS, I NEED ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES TO COME TO MY ROOM PRONTO. DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST SHOW UP. ALSO, PREFERABLY *NOT* SOMEONE I DISLIKE! SORRY.

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Karkat-Vantas
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Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. Your purpose, if anything, is to lament the faults of your existence, of which there are assuredly plenty.

Equally plenty, and somewhat related to that topic, are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL CINEMA, but for some reason you are not. You like to program computers, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. Your programs invariably damage the machines on which they are executed, which is just as well, since you like to believe you specialize in COMPUTER VIRUSES. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.

You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.

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:iconxxcrazymelonxx:
xXCrazymelonxX Featured By Owner Edited 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well hello there! I didn't realize you liked art.
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:iconzoefrancesva:
zoefrancesva Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Ohheylook It's a thing. Well haiya. I would ask how your day is, but you would probably respond (if you responded at all) that it's terrible, and you would not ask me how my day is because you would not care. So I do not know how to start an interesting conversation here, so all I will say is hi. .3.
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Karkat-Vantas Featured By Owner 3 days ago
DO YOU ALWAYS BLATHER ON LIKE THIS OR IS IT JUST IN FRONT OF ME?
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:iconzoefrancesva:
zoefrancesva Featured By Owner Edited 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, I do talk quite a bit. But sir, you're nothing THAT special, to me anyways. Besides, if you were, wouldn't I be far more offended? I'm just talking to you.
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Karkat-Vantas Featured By Owner 2 days ago
WHAT.
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:iconkitty-chanmeow:
kitty-chanmeow Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
Happy fuckin birthday *blows on a noise maker*
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Karkat-Vantas Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS
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:iconkitty-chanmeow:
kitty-chanmeow Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2014
Wriggling day whatever fuck it is *sighs* fuck it at least I tried
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Melpuppy123 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  New member Hobbyist Artist
Happy wriggling day karkat I hope you have lots of wriggling presents ;3
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