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ALRIGHT, SHITSTAINS, DESPITE THE WONDROUS PULSATING THROB IN MY AGGRAVATION SPONGE, I GUESS YOU ASSHOLES DESERVE ANOTHER UPDATE

IT'S BEEN KIND OF A WHILE SINCE MY LAST ONE, AND YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING OBSESSED WITH WHOEVER'S BONE NOOK I'M SHOVING MY DISGUSTING GRUB-FISTED PRONGS INTO OR WHOEVER'S TICKLING MY SPINAL CREVICE WITH SOME DISGUSTING PROTRUDING ENTRANCEFONDLER, BECAUSE APPARANTLY TO ALL YOU FUCKING IDIOTS WHO, MIGHT I REMIND YOU, I DON'T EVEN KNOW, NEED TO BE UP2DATE ON THE LATEST HAPPENSTANCES OF MY LIFE. IT'S KIND OF CREEPY, ACTUALLY. MAKES ME WANT TO CRINGE UNDER A SNUGGLEPLANE IN MY RECUPERACOON, BUT, WAIT! WE DON'T FUCKING HAVE ANY, BECAUSE I'M NOT ALLOWED LIVING A NORMAL LIFE BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO PLAY LEADER FOR ALL THESE FUCKING WRIGGLERS WHO CAN'T EVEN SAUCE THEIR OWN MEAT TUNNELS. BUT WOW, LOOK AT ME. I'M RAMBLING.

I'M DOING FUCKING FINE, BY THE WAY. THANKS FOR ASKING OF YOUR OWN VOLITION YOU SHITHIVE MAGGOTTY NIBBLE VERMINS.

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Karkat-Vantas
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Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. Your purpose, if anything, is to lament the faults of your existence, of which there are assuredly plenty.

Equally plenty, and somewhat related to that topic, are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL CINEMA, but for some reason you are not. You like to program computers, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. Your programs invariably damage the machines on which they are executed, which is just as well, since you like to believe you specialize in COMPUTER VIRUSES. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.

You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.

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:iconticktockturntable:
((Can I just say that this is like the best Karkat DA ever
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:iconxxfire-the-foxxx:
xXFire-the-FoxXx Mar 24, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Why are you so Badass? I must know your secret of being Cooler than Dave!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconpotato243:
gasp
a wild karkat has appeared!
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:iconkitten1love:
Kitten1love Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The one only karkat!
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:iconthechaoticdoodler:
TheChaoticDoodler Mar 8, 2014  New member Hobbyist
i know dat feel bro
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:iconoil:
I love you Karkat. <3
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:icontechnicoloryawns:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE U BUTT
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:iconoil:
being in love w a troll help
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:icontechnicoloryawns:
i wud help but i hppen to be waxing red for another troll too YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN /sobs
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:iconshadowfangirl112:
Shadowfangirl112 Mar 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
karkat why you so angry?

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