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OH GREAT, I GUESS FALL IS FUCKING COMING, ISN'T IT? I *SURE DO* LOVE FALLTIME. IT'S REALLY FUN GOING HIVE-TO-HIVE LIKE A FUCKING MORON IN SOME RIDICULOUS GETUP KANAYA SEWED FOR US PRETENDING WE'RE MONSTERS THAT DON'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST- I'M LOOKING AT YOU AGAIN, KAN- WAIT. FUCK. SHADOWDROPPERS DO EXIST, AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM. FUCK. PRETEND I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. EITHER WAY, FUCK HALLOWE'EN.

REALLY, WHAT'S SO EXCITING ABOUT VISITING LAWNRINGS WITH GROTESQUE PIECES OF CLOTHES COVERING OUR GOBS TO MAKE US LOOK EVEN UGLIER THAN WE ALREADY ARE, HOLDING OUT BEEFWORM INTESTINES AND HOPING SOME SAD KID'S LUSUS DROPS US A SPOT OF GRUBLOAF OR *GOD FORBID* SOME NASTY "WICKED ELIXER" OR EVEN A FUCKING OH HENRY BAR. DOES ANYONE WHO ISN'T SOME YELLOWBLOOD'S SAD ANCESTOR EVEN LIKE OH HENRY BARS ANYMORE? WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO THEY EVEN KEEP MAKING THEM. GRUB-KAT IS A 100 TIMES BETTER.

FUCK HALLOWE'EN AND FUCK IT'S TRICKERY AND JAPES AND TRICK-OR-TREATING AND SHIT. THAT'S WHINY IDIOT GRUB BABY BULLSHIT AND I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF IT. I'M... UH... I'M A GROWNUP, YEAH. LOVE BEING A GROWNUP. FUCK HALLOWE'EN AN-

WHAT?? HELL NO, I'VE JUST GOT AN EYELASH IN MY EYE YOU INSUFFERABLE FUCKTORTOISE!
THIS PAGE ALMOST HAS 100 THOUSAND PAGEVIEWS, AND IT'D BE GREAT IF YOU ALL WEREN'T A BUNCH OF WEIRD FUCK-O'S WHO STALK ME LIKE I WAS A BEEFGRUB TRUNDLING THROUGH THE PLAINS.
OKAY, I NEED SOMETHING, I NEED IT REALLY QUICKLY. WHOEVER'S THERE OR SEEING THIS, I NEED ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES TO COME TO MY ROOM PRONTO. DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST SHOW UP. ALSO, PREFERABLY *NOT* SOMEONE I DISLIKE! SORRY.
OH GREAT, I GUESS FALL IS FUCKING COMING, ISN'T IT? I *SURE DO* LOVE FALLTIME. IT'S REALLY FUN GOING HIVE-TO-HIVE LIKE A FUCKING MORON IN SOME RIDICULOUS GETUP KANAYA SEWED FOR US PRETENDING WE'RE MONSTERS THAT DON'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST- I'M LOOKING AT YOU AGAIN, KAN- WAIT. FUCK. SHADOWDROPPERS DO EXIST, AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM. FUCK. PRETEND I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. EITHER WAY, FUCK HALLOWE'EN.

REALLY, WHAT'S SO EXCITING ABOUT VISITING LAWNRINGS WITH GROTESQUE PIECES OF CLOTHES COVERING OUR GOBS TO MAKE US LOOK EVEN UGLIER THAN WE ALREADY ARE, HOLDING OUT BEEFWORM INTESTINES AND HOPING SOME SAD KID'S LUSUS DROPS US A SPOT OF GRUBLOAF OR *GOD FORBID* SOME NASTY "WICKED ELIXER" OR EVEN A FUCKING OH HENRY BAR. DOES ANYONE WHO ISN'T SOME YELLOWBLOOD'S SAD ANCESTOR EVEN LIKE OH HENRY BARS ANYMORE? WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO THEY EVEN KEEP MAKING THEM. GRUB-KAT IS A 100 TIMES BETTER.

FUCK HALLOWE'EN AND FUCK IT'S TRICKERY AND JAPES AND TRICK-OR-TREATING AND SHIT. THAT'S WHINY IDIOT GRUB BABY BULLSHIT AND I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF IT. I'M... UH... I'M A GROWNUP, YEAH. LOVE BEING A GROWNUP. FUCK HALLOWE'EN AN-

WHAT?? HELL NO, I'VE JUST GOT AN EYELASH IN MY EYE YOU INSUFFERABLE FUCKTORTOISE!

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Karkat-Vantas
carcinoGeneticist


Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. Your purpose, if anything, is to lament the faults of your existence, of which there are assuredly plenty.

Equally plenty, and somewhat related to that topic, are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL CINEMA, but for some reason you are not. You like to program computers, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. Your programs invariably damage the machines on which they are executed, which is just as well, since you like to believe you specialize in COMPUTER VIRUSES. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.

You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.

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:iconeridan-amp0ra:
ERIDAN-AMP0RA Featured By Owner 3 days ago  New member
looks like im

half the troll i used to be
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:iconx-sinkingvale-x:
X-SinkingVale-X Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member Student Traditional Artist
DID YOU FUCKING JUST
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:iconeridan-amp0ra:
ERIDAN-AMP0RA Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member
/backs awway
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:iconx-sinkingvale-x:
X-SinkingVale-X Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member Student Traditional Artist
OH NOT TODAY ERI,
NOT TODAY *REV REV REV*
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:iconsoulless-ghostly:
Soulless-Ghostly Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  New member
You have my f*cking sweater -w-
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:iconprenncooder:
PrennCooder Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Student General Artist
Karkat! 8D
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VanitasAquias Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
prntscr.com/4pqilb

are you proud of yourself yet
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zoefrancesva Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey. Hey you, it's me again. Yeah, that shithead that couldn't speak like… forever ago. So yeah. <A< You should totally respond to this because of how fucking social I am.
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Karkat-Vantas Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014
WHAT
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:iconzoefrancesva:
zoefrancesva Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Well… how's it going? Done anything? Been anywhere? Killed anyone? 
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