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Deviation Spotlight
- Deviant for 13 years
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Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. Your purpose, if anything, is to lament the faults of your existence, of which there are assuredly plenty.
Equally plenty, and somewhat related to that topic, are your INTERESTS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS. You should really be EMBARRASSED for liking this DREADFUL CINEMA, but for some reason you are not. You like to program computers, but you are NOTORIOUSLY PRETTY AWFUL AT IT. Your programs invariably damage the machines on which they are executed, which is just as well, since you like to believe you specialize in COMPUTER VIRUSES. When you mature, you aspire to join the ranks of the most lethal members of your society, the THRESHECUTIONERS. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL SICKLE, but just wind up looking like KIND OF A DOOFUS BY YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM.
You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, most of which drive you BATSHIT UP THE FUCKING BELFRY. Your trolltag is carcinoGeneticist and you speak in a manner that is ALMOST EXCLUSIVELY ORNERY, ALL THE TIME.Karkat: Mope
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OH GREAT, I GUESS FALL IS FUCKING COMING, ISN'T IT? I *SURE DO* LOVE FALLTIME. IT'S REALLY FUN GOING HIVE-TO-HIVE LIKE A FUCKING MORON IN SOME RIDICULOUS GETUP KANAYA SEWED FOR US PRETENDING WE'RE MONSTERS THAT DON'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST- I'M LOOKING AT YOU AGAIN, KAN- WAIT. FUCK. SHADOWDROPPERS DO EXIST, AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM. FUCK. PRETEND I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. EITHER WAY, FUCK HALLOWE'EN.
REALLY, WHAT'S SO EXCITING ABOUT VISITING LAWNRINGS WITH GROTESQUE PIECES OF CLOTHES COVERING OUR GOBS TO MAKE US LOOK EVEN UGLIER THAN WE ALREADY ARE, HOLDING OUT BEEFWORM INTESTINES AND HOPING SOME SAD KID'S LUSUS DROPS US A SPOT OF GRUBLOAF OR *GOD FO
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Karkat: Whine
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THIS PAGE ALMOST HAS 100 THOUSAND PAGEVIEWS, AND IT'D BE GREAT IF YOU ALL WEREN'T A BUNCH OF WEIRD FUCK-O'S WHO STALK ME LIKE I WAS A BEEFGRUB TRUNDLING THROUGH THE PLAINS.
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Karkat: Beseech
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OKAY, I NEED SOMETHING, I NEED IT REALLY QUICKLY. WHOEVER'S THERE OR SEEING THIS, I NEED ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES TO COME TO MY ROOM PRONTO. DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST SHOW UP. ALSO, PREFERABLY *NOT* SOMEONE I DISLIKE! SORRY.
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*stumbles across this*
since when did karkat have this
i need this
since when did karkat have this
i need this
i need this.
Terezi has teamed up with a batshit crazy human girl, and they have stolen your clothes! With nothing but your boxers, you have two options:
A. Wait for help.
B. Sneak around the house and look for your stolen clothes, all the while PRAYING not to be caught.
What do you do?
A. Wait for help.
B. Sneak around the house and look for your stolen clothes, all the while PRAYING not to be caught.
What do you do?
Buckets, buckets, buckets, pails, buckets, buckets, pails, pails
I need to admit that.....my OC is matesprits with Karkat. They have a grub. lol. um.....this is awkward. Just look on my account later....