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OH GREAT, I GUESS FALL IS FUCKING COMING, ISN'T IT? I *SURE DO* LOVE FALLTIME. IT'S REALLY FUN GOING HIVE-TO-HIVE LIKE A FUCKING MORON IN SOME RIDICULOUS GETUP KANAYA SEWED FOR US PRETENDING WE'RE MONSTERS THAT DON'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST- I'M LOOKING AT YOU AGAIN, KAN- WAIT. FUCK. SHADOWDROPPERS DO EXIST, AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM. FUCK. PRETEND I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. EITHER WAY, FUCK HALLOWE'EN.
REALLY, WHAT'S SO EXCITING ABOUT VISITING LAWNRINGS WITH GROTESQUE PIECES OF CLOTHES COVERING OUR GOBS TO MAKE US LOOK EVEN UGLIER THAN WE ALREADY ARE, HOLDING OUT BEEFWORM INTESTINES AND HOPING SOME SAD KID'S LUSUS DROPS US A SPOT OF GRUBLOAF OR *GOD FORBID* SOME NASTY "WICKED ELIXER" OR EVEN A FUCKING OH HENRY BAR. DOES ANYONE WHO ISN'T SOME YELLOWBLOOD'S SAD ANCESTOR EVEN LIKE OH HENRY BARS ANYMORE? WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO THEY EVEN KEEP MAKING THEM. GRUB-KAT IS A 100 TIMES BETTER.
FUCK HALLOWE'EN AND FUCK IT'S TRICKERY AND JAPES AND TRICK-OR-TREATING AND SHIT. THAT'S WHINY IDIOT GRUB BABY BULLSHIT AND I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF IT. I'M... UH... I'M A GROWNUP, YEAH. LOVE BEING A GROWNUP. FUCK HALLOWE'EN AN-
WHAT?? HELL NO, I'VE JUST GOT AN EYELASH IN MY EYE YOU INSUFFERABLE FUCKTORTOISE!
REALLY, WHAT'S SO EXCITING ABOUT VISITING LAWNRINGS WITH GROTESQUE PIECES OF CLOTHES COVERING OUR GOBS TO MAKE US LOOK EVEN UGLIER THAN WE ALREADY ARE, HOLDING OUT BEEFWORM INTESTINES AND HOPING SOME SAD KID'S LUSUS DROPS US A SPOT OF GRUBLOAF OR *GOD FORBID* SOME NASTY "WICKED ELIXER" OR EVEN A FUCKING OH HENRY BAR. DOES ANYONE WHO ISN'T SOME YELLOWBLOOD'S SAD ANCESTOR EVEN LIKE OH HENRY BARS ANYMORE? WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO THEY EVEN KEEP MAKING THEM. GRUB-KAT IS A 100 TIMES BETTER.
FUCK HALLOWE'EN AND FUCK IT'S TRICKERY AND JAPES AND TRICK-OR-TREATING AND SHIT. THAT'S WHINY IDIOT GRUB BABY BULLSHIT AND I DON'T WANT ANY PART OF IT. I'M... UH... I'M A GROWNUP, YEAH. LOVE BEING A GROWNUP. FUCK HALLOWE'EN AN-
WHAT?? HELL NO, I'VE JUST GOT AN EYELASH IN MY EYE YOU INSUFFERABLE FUCKTORTOISE!
Karkat: Whine
THIS PAGE ALMOST HAS 100 THOUSAND PAGEVIEWS, AND IT'D BE GREAT IF YOU ALL WEREN'T A BUNCH OF WEIRD FUCK-O'S WHO STALK ME LIKE I WAS A BEEFGRUB TRUNDLING THROUGH THE PLAINS.
Karkat: Beseech
OKAY, I NEED SOMETHING, I NEED IT REALLY QUICKLY. WHOEVER'S THERE OR SEEING THIS, I NEED ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES TO COME TO MY ROOM PRONTO. DON'T ASK QUESTIONS, JUST SHOW UP. ALSO, PREFERABLY *NOT* SOMEONE I DISLIKE! SORRY.
Karkat: Fume
HEY, ASSHOLES! WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKSPHINCTERS THOUGHT IT WAS A FUNNY IDEA TO HIDE ALL MY SOCKS? BECAUSE IT WASN'T FUNNY. SHUT YOUR MAW FOR A SECOND AND JUST LISTEN TO THE BEAUTEOUS SOUNDS OF THE COLD, DEAD VACUUM THAT IS SPACE. DO YOU HEAR THAT? THE SOUND OF NOBODY LAUGHING? I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING BORED BUT JEGUS DICKING CHRIST. HIDING MY SOCKS? REALLY? *REALLY*? THAT'S WEAK. ABOUT AS WEAK AS THE SHITTY PRANKS IN JOHN'S SHITTY MOVIES. THIS PRANK IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS PISSING IN A CONTAINER OF APPLE JUICE AND PASSING IT OFF TO SOME OVERWEIGHT ADOLESCENT BULLY TO GULP DOWN BEFORE SPITTING IT OUT IN WHAT COULD ONLY ASSUMABLEY BE SUMMED UP WITH A B
Karkat: Hastily Avoid Topic
SO I GUESS AS WAS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED, IT WAS MY WRIGGLING DAY, WHICH IS BARELY EVEN WORTH MENTIONING. IT IS AN ANNIVERSARY, IF ANYTHING, TO LAMENT THE FAULTS OF MY EXISTENCE, OF WHICH THERE ARE ASSUREDLY PLENTY.
SO STOP WISHING ME A GOOD WRIGGLING DAY, AND STOP TALKING ABOUT IT. IT'S OVER. WE GET IT! I'M OLDER, AND I STILL HATE MYSELF AND EVERYTHING ABOUT MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE. I WONDER WHAT IT'S LIKE, YOU ASK, TO LAMENT MY EVERY WAKING MOMENT AND EXISTENCE AND HAVE ALL OF MY FRIENDS LOATHE ME AND EVERY PIECE OF PULSATING RAGE SNAKE THAT CESSPOOLS OUT MY MOUTH? I BET IT'S NICE YOU GUYS. I BET IT'S REAL NICE. NOT THAT I WOULD FUCKING KNOW. BE
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